Dead Inside But Still Caffeinated

For the caffeine lovers who run on sarcasm, sass, and espresso shots
This hilarious motel-style keychain perfectly sums up those mornings (okay… every morning) when coffee is the only thing keeping you alive. Featuring a trendy skeleton design with coffee and donuts, it’s the ultimate accessory for your keys, purse, or work bag.

Details:

• Retro motel-style acrylic keychain

• “Dead Inside But Still Caffeinated” design featuring a coffee-loving skeleton

• Available in pink, blue, or clear glitter

• Approx. 3.5” x 1.75”

• Durable, lightweight, and full of personality

• Gold key ring included

Perfect for: coffee addicts, night-shift warriors, exhausted moms, or anyone surviving on caffeine and dark humor!